Thursday, September 30, 2010

when god closes a door, i want to jump out the window

Please join me in my wallowing:

We're lesbians.
We'll buy donor sperm!

Right ovary has crapped out.
I'll take letrozole!

Left fallopian tube is blocked.
We'll move on to IVF!

I'm old and don't produce a lot of eggs.
We'll apply for donor embryos!

My uterus has grown into an inherent form of birth control.
I quit.

We don't know what we're doing yet. But I am giving myself through this weekend to succumb to the eeyoreness of it all.


  1. I am so sorry. I am thinking about you and hoping that there is some way for your dreams to come to fruition.

  2. Many hugs for you! I can't imagine how hard all of this is for you. *hug*

  3. I totally support succumbing for the weekend. It so sucks that you're in that place but sometimes a bit of wallowing in well-deserved self-pity is exactly what the doctor ordered to move on to whatever's next. Sending hugs to you.

  4. i have always assumed that's why the window of phrase and fable was opened.

    i'm sorry things are so complicated. i fully endorse nicole's phrase "well-deserved self pity." ugh.